Is That Relevant?

I'm in a programming class at Kirkwood. Every day I wake up sometime between 7:00-7:20 a.m., get ready, and head to Kirkwood for my 9 o-clock class. Pardon me for saying this, but the class is filled entirely with nerds. Now, I'm a big lover of computers--all types. I'm down with a PC, Mac, Linux, whatever floats your boat. Hey, if it works or if it stretches your knowledge of computers, go for it! But why is it when you enter into the classroom of a programming class, EVERYONE is checking the system configuration of the PC in front of them. You come in the first day and you see 15 "Network Configuration" windows open on various monitors. Of course, it being the first day, everyone is twenty minutes early, and having nothing else to do they pour over the configuration of the computer, staring at it like there's a secret lying deep within the numbers and letters. Occasionally they nod and grunt, then click open a new window. Excuse me...the network configuration does, in fact, achieve a purpose. If perhaps the computers network is not functioning properly, or you need to get the IP address of the network you're on to set up a new computer to get on the same network, then I understand you opening the network configuration window. If you don't need the information then what's the point in looking at it? Do you really get amusement out of a 12 digit number? Apparently these people are trying to impress the people who happen by with their vast knowledge of the inner-system-workings of a computer. I'm not impressed...I only question you!

In these same classes, these students who know "all too much" about computers ALWAYS seem to think they have the right answer. Chances are they don't. Friend, you're in this class to learn, so take advantage of that! What's with students constantly trying to correct the teacher. Does it every ACTUALLY happen? Apparently you're trying to show your superior knowledge to the teacher by correcting him, but you don't look any smarter when the teacher shuts you down. Worse yet, half of you KEEP arguing with the teacher after you have already been disproved by the teacher. Finally, you "submit" to the teacher by shrugging and saying something like "we must be talking about two different things," or "oh, right, that's not what I thought you were talking about." That's as good as saying, "I have no idea what you're saying, but I don't want to look like a moron, so I'll just duck out of this carefully." For some reason you keep correcting the teacher though. Want my opinion? If you are one of those who try's to correct the teacher, when he comes back with his defense, leave it alone! Look at it this way--it's what the teacher knows, so it's going to be on the test. You'd better submit and learn it his way, even if he is wrong (which is unlikely), because otherwise you're not going to do good on the test. Better yet, don't correct the teacher at all...just accept his lecture as fact. It probably is.

Questions--there's a whole other story. For that, I turn you over to this wonderful flow chart of "How to Properly Ask a Question." It's a wonderful thing. Please, take it to heart.

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